In previews for tonight’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7 episode (The Family That Plays Together), we are treated to Kris Jenner, continuing to be the center of the Kardashian/Jenner universe this week, refusing to represent Bruce Jenner’s son, Brandon Jenner, and Brandon’s wife, Leah, in their music careers.
I’m really thinking that they need to rename this season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians as Keeping Up With Kris Jenner because, as in episodes 1 and 2, this show is mostly all about her. I think these truly inspirational words uttered by Kris Jenner at the beginning of the show sum up how we mere mortals can’t begin to understand how busy her life is: “I can’t even get a pap smear, I’m so busy”. Yikes.
I’ve got to hope that this very tame and kind of boring episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is not a harbinger of things to come this season. Don’t they know I live for their drama? Don’t they realize I look to them and their foolishness to make me feel better about my bad choices? C’mon, Kardashian/Jenner clan. Start bringing your “A” game next episode, I’m begging you.