As most of the world already knows, Kanye West let the news out at his concert last night that Kim Kardashian pregnant and the world can all live in peace now? While everyone is happy for the couple and the first child for both Kim and Kanye, but I could not be more annoyed. The Kardashian family and Kanye West are all fame whores and could this be just another stunt in their attempt to rule the world? Kim Kardashian pregnant is blowing up every entertainment website, so they have accomplished task number one. Does it continue from there?
Apparently you all love the Kardashians so much, you prompted the queen herself, Oprah Winfrey, to head to her Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) and do not a one-part, but a two-part interview with the Kardashian gang…shoot me! You know, my Sunday would be complete knowing that I could just keep up with them on E! with Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, but now I can also see them up close and personal with Oprah on OWN with Oprah’s Next Chaper: The Kardashians – Part 2. I don’t know what two nights of Kardashians will do for OWN, but let’s get back to where we started…the Kardashians talking about what they love to talk about the most…themselves!
In the previews for this week’s episode of Keeping Up With Kris Jenner . . . wait, I’m sorry, it’s called Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, we are promised that Kris Jenner will “accidentally” bump into the guy she had an affair with, an act which broke up her marriage to Robert Kardashian. We’re already promised plenty of drama as Khloe Kardashian tells Kris that when Bruce Jenner hears about it, “You know Bruce is gonna kill you”. Ya think?
Because one entertainment channel – E! – is now apparently not enough to cover the merry adventures and misadventures of America’s royalty, The Kardashians (and their latest doings on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7), now Oprah Winfrey has decided to interview them on Oprah’s Next Chapter: The Kardashians – Part 1 on her Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN).
In previews for tonight’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7 episode (The Family That Plays Together), we are treated to Kris Jenner, continuing to be the center of the Kardashian/Jenner universe this week, refusing to represent Bruce Jenner’s son, Brandon Jenner, and Brandon’s wife, Leah, in their music careers.
I’m really thinking that they need to rename this season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians as Keeping Up With Kris Jenner because, as in episodes 1 and 2, this show is mostly all about her. I think these truly inspirational words uttered by Kris Jenner at the beginning of the show sum up how we mere mortals can’t begin to understand how busy her life is: “I can’t even get a pap smear, I’m so busy”. Yikes.
I’ve got to hope that this very tame and kind of boring episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is not a harbinger of things to come this season. Don’t they know I live for their drama? Don’t they realize I look to them and their foolishness to make me feel better about my bad choices? C’mon, Kardashian/Jenner clan. Start bringing your “A” game next episode, I’m begging you.