We’re less than 24 hours away from the (likely) end of Dance Moms, so let’s get some Dance Moms finale spoilers out of the way. Last week, Abby Lee Miller and her team returned to Pittsburgh, where they were met with a deplorable old rival. This week, the ALDC will be hit with an even bigger blast from the past. You’d better all be excited for this one, lest you be judged by the masses: Christi and Chloe Lukasiak are back on Dance Moms, just in time for the bitter end.
As emotional as the team’s reunion may seem, though, don’t expect the Dance Moms finale to be all rainbows and unicorns. We don’t do warm fuzzies here. This is Dance Moms. We do drama.
In the case of the Dance Moms finale, “drama” means more of the Crappy Apples. Unfortunately. I wonder which horribly inappropriate thing Cathy Nesbitt-Stein will do this week? Maybe she’ll come up with a group dance about Tiny Hands grabbing women by the genitals. I mean, that’d pair well with her wall piece from last week. Anyway. All speculation aside, Cathy will definitely want to beat Abby by any means necessary. So, she’ll be going with her tried-and-true method of poaching other studios’ dancers.
To be fair, that’s Abby’s modus operandi, too…Just kidding. We don’t do fair here.
So, who’s joining the CADC for Nationals? Zack Torres. You may or may not remember Zack from the last time Cathy got her claws in him. Or maybe you suffered through Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition. (Did anyone actually watch that mess?) Otherwise, maybe you’ve seen Zack compete for Dance Connection Scottsdale. At any rate, Zack will be yet another familiar face in the Dance Moms finale.
Ok. Back to the mushy stuff.
This is the Dance Moms finale we’re talking about here, and I’d prefer to see Emotional Abby. Luckily, someone at Dance Moms knew that and delivered. Before you drink your Haterade, grab yourself some tissues, folks. This one isn’t going to be easy to watch.
Is this really the last we’ll see of Abby Lee Miller? Will the ALDC destroy the CADC at Nationals, once and for all? Make sure to tune in to the Dance Moms finale at 8/7c for two hours of drama, feels, and…dare I say…fun?1 of 1