Welcome back to Vanderpump Rules 2017! Last week, the cast got down and dirty in New Orleans celebrating Tom Schwartz & Katie Maloney’s upcoming wedding. However, like most cast trips, not all was well amongst the group. This week on Vanderpump Rules 2017 Season 5 Episode 16, the real meat & potatoes will be on display. Let’s take a look at what is to come!
It’s not a bachelor or bachelorette party without strippers right? If only Schwartz and Katie’s arguments were simply about strippers. While the cast is down in New Orleans, Lisa Vanderpump is all too concerned with the explosive nature of the future newlyweds. She even says she doesn’t want Schwartz sleeping on the couch in the suite she paid for.
For a couple that is about to get married, Tom & Katie really have a lot of communication issues. Unfortunately, their communication issues stem from Katie’s insecurities and inability to handle her tequila. The argument between Schwartz & Katie in their room will be a doozy for sure!
Elsewhere, relationship expert and group wise man Jax Taylor imparts this nugget of advice, “you don’t want t spend the rest of your life like this.” I sadly can’t say that he is wrong. Sadly, Schwartz’s problems will continue to get worse.
On the other hand, the audience is treated to all the men, Schwartz, Jax and the rest of the gang in full on drag. No doubt in our minds Tom Sandoval is the most made up drag queen out of the group. They find themselves roaming about town, interacting with unsuspecting tourists. At one point Schwartz asks the group of girls where his penis is. In my opinion, this won’t be the last time he asks that question.
As a result of the guy’s drunken night out, this leads to a fight between the Vanderpump Rules cast punching bag Kristen Doute & the two Tom’s. Presumably, Kristen is attempting to smooth things over between Schwartz & Katie. However, that does not appear to work out for her. Schwartz warns her that he’s going to roast her ass. Strangely enough, Sandoval steps in and the two exes find themselves having words.
Presumably, the episode ends on a cliffhanger of Schwartz giving up on his relationship with Katie, exclaiming he is done with her. I look forward to the episode helping fill in the gaps.
Vanderpump Rules Season 5 airs every Monday at 9pm EST on Bravo!