Ready for some Dance Moms 7×12 spoilers? Well, settle in with your Original Pittsburgh-Style Haterade because this one’s a doozy. Last week’s episode featured the ALDC’s last show in Los Angeles, which means Abby Lee Miller and the gang are doing their thing back east this week. I’m guessing Abby clicked her heels three times and said, “there’s no place like home” whilst eating a giant cookie. (Anyone remember the magic cookie that took Abby to Australia without a passport way back when? No? Well, I do. So, there.)
Now, guess who’s waiting for the ALDC back in Pittsburgh. That’s right: The first of the Dance Moms 7×12 spoilers gives away this week’s Big Bads: none other than Cathy Nesbitt-Stein and the Candy Apples Dance Center. Because nothing says, ” we’ve come full circle just in time to die” like a good ol’ fashioned ALDC vs. CADC showdown!
Up next on the Dance Moms 7×12 spoilers menu: Camryn Bridges doesn’t like Pittsburgh (who does?), and Yolanda Walmsley is still the worst.
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You’d think Camille would have been smart enough not to show her phone to Yolanda after, well, everything Yolanda’s ever done? But here we are. I mean, Yolanda has always been fine with throwing her own kid under the bus. So, clearly, that means she doesn’t care about burning someone else’s. Logic.
And on that note, I’m going to go pregame my Haterade for nearly 24 hours while I wait to
put up with watch the Crappy Apples drama. Oh. And did I mention we’re only a week away from Nationals and, quite probably, the end of Dance Moms? No? Well, there you have it. It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I don’t feel fine.
That’s it for our Dance Moms 7×12 spoilers. Stay tuned for our full analysis of all the drama after the show!1 of 1