Ready for some Dance Moms 7×11 spoilers? Step right up! After last week’s episode was basically the same old [insert expletive here], with a twist of “WTF, American dream,” it looks like Dance Moms is back to making Dance Mom Holly Frazier cringe as much as ever. (Same, Holly. Same.)
Not only are we digging up the same old garbage as ever, but we’re also going back to one of Abby Lee Miller’s failed ideas. Remember when JoJo Siwa bailed on ballet? Welp. In Dance Moms 7×11, the ALDC is, if you can believe it, tackling ballet in their last group dance before leaving Los Angeles.
It’s ok. I can’t believe it either, folks.
So, aside from outright insanity, what’s in store for Dance Moms 7×11? Sorry, does not compute. Outright insanity it is. Here’s what we know so far about the episode, though: Aside suffering through the (poor) decision to do a group dance heavily dependent on technique for the team’s last hurrah in Los Angeles, ALDC fans will also get to see one last L.A.-style “opportunity” play out. Because apparently, Kendall K. Vertes is going to make another music video.
With just a few episodes of Dance Moms left that’s…totally what we everyone wanted to watch. Yay?
Dance? What’s that?
Right. Here we go. In addition to being backdoor marketing for Kendall K.’s latest music video, Dance Moms 7×11 will also feature a handful of solos that take Abby Lee Miller’s focus away from the older girls. Gasp! Outrage from dance mom Jill Vertes! Surprise! Bonus predictability moment: Dance mom Jaime Caes will, yet again, be at the center of some kind of argument. Now, all we need is for dance mom Yolanda Walmsley to be The Worst and for Jill to be the head mean girl…and there’s Dance Moms in a nutshell.
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Will Maesi Caes finally prove herself to Abby? And will the ALDC LA get to count a big win for its last hurrah? Make sure to watch Dance Moms 7×11 to find out!
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