Michael Lohan Engaged to Jon Gosselin Ex Kate Major

Lindsay Lohan‘s father, Michael Lohan, has announced he is engaged to former Star magazine reporter Kate Major. Does anyone else just find this entirely too disturbing? This is the same blond bimbo who claimed she was all in love with former reality TV dad Jon Gosselin a while back.

Note to gossip writers of the world out there. Don’t cross the line and become the gossip you are supposed to be writing about. It’s just creepy and basically screams out “fame-whore” to the world at large.

When asked by UsWeekly.com about the news of her father’s engagement, Lindsay Lohan summed up our feelings in one word: “Yuck!” Lohan added that the whole idea of her father marrying Kate Major made her want to “vomit,” which we think is an appropriate response.

Even more gross, Michael Lohan told Access Hollywood he and Kate Major are getting it on “four times a night” in the effort to have a baby together. Oh great. Just what the world needs… another Lohan.

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